I remember a clip from Richard Dawkins' documentary where he confronts a guy running a large church (was later caught doing something naughty - at least according to their rules). The guy just smiles smugly and creatively misunderstands everything Dawkins says.

Those folks are just simply lost. The doc could have been called "Beyond salvation". Brings up painful memories of militant GeebusCamp moms... ugh... I'll study some logic to cleanse my mind of the filthy memes... :P