This post was rejected for the following reason(s):
No fiction/poetry from new users. Moderators don't have that much time to review new user submissions. Fiction and poetic posts are particularly hard to evaluate, so I ask you to hold off on those until after submitting more concrete posts, and getting some engagement from the LessWrong userbase.
This is a linkpost for https://leebriskcyrano.com/prizefighter/