This is a good post - there are a good number of philosophers who would benefit from reading this.

I'd like to add a 38, if I may, though it isn't mine. It's what Daniel Dennett calls a "deepity".

A deepity is a statement with two possible interpretations, such as "love is a word".

One of the interpretations is trivially true and trivially unspectacular. In this case, "love" - the word - is a word. The second interpretation is either false or suspect, but if it were true it would be profound. In this case, the non-existence of love as anything other than a verbal construct.

The "deepity" is therefore able to achieve undeserved profundity via a conflation of these two interpretations. People see the trivial but true interpretation and then think that there must be some kind of truth to the false but profound one.