What offence? I've never liked paperclipes, and I don't think anyone has ever accused me of such.
I want the disruptors thrown out just as much as you! It's really annoying when people post off-topic comments, even if it's just to be "funny".
papercliping the section (no offence clippy),
What offence? I've never liked paperclipes
The poster meant to write "paperclipping". You may want to modify your source code to be able to correctly interpret typos and misspellings. Indeed, humans tend not even to notice differences this subtle, which is why many of them are going to read your response as "I've never liked paperclips", and I know you don't want them to think that.
I'm mean most of us would like a friendly bot to chat with, but this is just paperclipping the section (no offence clippy), by now its starting to be a real trivial inconvenience for me and it reduces my desire to check out new topics.