The problem with nuclear waste is that it lasts longer than languages or civilizations. You can't really depend on systems with active human components to last thousands of years.
Come to think of it, that's a problem with containing Dementors too. Better to just destroy the lot.
I wonder what would happen if you chucked a Dementor into a black hole.
If technological civilization doesn't survive long enough to make nuclear waste a laughable problem I don't really care what happens.
Update: Discussion has moved on to a new thread.
After 61 chapters of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality and 5 discussion threads with over 500 comments each, HPMOR discussion has graduated from the main page and moved into the Less Wrong discussion section (which seems like a more appropriate location). You can post all of your insights, speculation, and, well, discussion about Eliezer Yudkowsky's Harry Potter fanfic here.
Previous threads are available under the harry_potter tag on the main page (or: one, two, three, four, five); this and future threads will be found under the discussion section tag (since there is a separate tag system for the discussion section). See also the author page for (almost) all things HPMOR, and AdeleneDawner's Author's Notes archive for one thing that the author page is missing.
As a reminder, it's useful to indicate at the start of your comment which chapter you are commenting on. Time passes but your comment stays the same.
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