Why not find an alternative way to internalize the negative externalities involved in burning stuff in your fireplace?
Already happens. (This is the website where I found a copy of the woodburning review that Harris cited and I linked to in my other comment.)
Sam Harris, in his recent article called The Fireplace Delusion, tries to make you feel what it's like to react to a cached belief being irreparably destroyed. Just incase you forgot what your apostasy (if you had one, of course) was like in its early stages.
What are some of the Fireplace Delusions you've come across in your days?
EDIT: WOODSMOKE HEALTH EFFECTS