This is making me feel a lot more vindication that it probably should. I've never liked fireplaces and was often scolded or mocked as a kid for complaining about it, but I can't actually recall having a reason more complicated that "I don't like it" at the time.
What are some of the Fireplace Delusions you've come across in your days?
How about "The tragedy of a person's death is inversely proportional to how long that person has lived."
Sam Harris, in his recent article called The Fireplace Delusion, tries to make you feel what it's like to react to a cached belief being irreparably destroyed. Just incase you forgot what your apostasy (if you had one, of course) was like in its early stages.
What are some of the Fireplace Delusions you've come across in your days?
EDIT: WOODSMOKE HEALTH EFFECTS