Wired Magazine has a story about a giant data center that the USA's National Security Agency is building in Utah, that will be the Google of clandestine information - it will store and analyse all the secret data that the NSA can acquire.

So what would you want to tell them, before they take their final steps?

If the bad guys are chasing you, you are mortally wounded and the only hope for protecting the database is to send it out by email to an underachieving nerd, pick me.