Name 3 things in the middle.
The second two exceptions would clearly not be required for the purpose of rejecting a dichotomy.
Name 1 then.
edit: and it's not even a dichotomy. There's the hypothetical AIs which implement some moral absolute that is good for all cultures, possible cultures, and everyone, which we would invent, aliens would invent, whatever we evolve into could invent, etc. If those do not exist, then what exists that isn't to some extent culturally specific to h. Sapiens circa today?
I laughed: SMBC comic.