So far, generalizing from my own example, there's atleast one person who agrees with the dust speck argument, but opposes the Felix argument.

Make that two.

Thomas, your treatment of this is reductio ad absurdum of what I feel like is what at least 33% of LW believes. Worse, when we're (and by we, I mean everyone else, since I'm not going to bother getting involved in this further) calling you on it and actually trying to have a dialogue, you're dismissing us and insulting us.