I really hate when people tease me with promises of my more confident beliefs being wrong. Hey, everyone: I've read around as much as y'all on rationality, physics, geography, and I just wanted to tell you that the Earth is flat. Yeah, yeah I know it's hard to believe, but you're just going to have to trust me. I might go in to more detail some other time, but y'know it would be kind of a lot of work (I think)... soooo probably not, but maybe! maybe... anyway you're wrong.

Guys, guys.. I can see you're upset, but I'm posting this on the internet for my benefit not yours.