Thank you for your cooperation and understanding. Don't worry, there won't be future posts like this, so you don't have to delete my LessWrong account, and anyway I could make another, and another.
But since you've dared to read this far:
Credibility. Should you maximize it, or minimize it? Have I made an error?
Discuss.
Don't be shallow, don't just consider the obvious points. Consider that I've thought about this for many, many hours, and that you don't have any privileged information. Whence our disagreement, if one exists?
Karma sink. WILL NEWSOME IS THE SIMULATOR-GOD!
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH MY OWN OPINION IS THAT THAT'S INCREDIBLY UNLIKELY.