and I don't feel very confused right now
We can see that. That's why neither simple explanations nor theorycrafting have all that much chance of being understood.
I have edited my top level post, please refer to that if you feel the need to discuss this further.
If it seemed like the top level post wasn't going to be downvoted below visibility I would have to respond to it in order to prevent muddled thinking from spreading.
I have read lots of LW posts on this topic, and everyone seems to take this for granted without giving a proper explanation. So if anyone could explain this to me, I would appreciate that.
This is a simple question that is in need of a simple answer. Please don't link to pages and pages of theorycrafting. Thank you.
Edit: Since posting this, I have come to the conclusion that CDT doesn't actually play Newcomb. Here's a disagreement with that statement:
And here's my response:
Edit 2: Clarification regarding backwards causality, which seems to confuse people:
Edit 3: Further clarification on the possible problems that could be considered Newcomb:
Edit 4: Excerpt from Nozick's "Newcomb's Problem and Two Principles of Choice":