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Comment author: CellBioGuy 04 January 2013 09:18:43PM *  2 points [-]

"Absence of the sanity waterline is evidence of improperly-programmed Aubrey de Grey."

Very nearly my thoughts exactly...

"This may sound a bit crazy right now, but hear me out: the Least Convenient Possible World is isomorpic to quantum infanticide."

"Humanity is an aspiring matrochika brain."

"That which can be destroyed by a timeless upload of Pinkie Pie should be."

Comment author: CellBioGuy 05 January 2013 01:33:49AM 9 points [-]

Oh my god this was even better

"In the new version of Newcomb's problem, you have to choose between a box containing the world of My little babyeater: Friendship is infanticide and a box containing an Unfriendly upload of Robin Hanson."

Comment author: gwern 05 January 2013 02:04:56AM 4 points [-]

I'll be honest, given Robin's apparent enchantment with em hell and how the 'poor also smile', I think I'm going to go with turning the world into My Little Babyeater: Friendship is Infanticide. Hey, lots of societies historically practiced infanticide and were decent enough places to live.... At least that would preserve most current human values.

Comment author: CellBioGuy 05 January 2013 01:42:23AM *  -1 points [-]

I am running on awesome rationality.

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This may sound a bit crazy right now, but hear me out: anthills aren't chemistry experts.

Fire is the art of winning at the New York meetup group.

In the future, a pony will be remembered for counterfactual torture.

We will tile the universe with fun

"Less Wrong is not a cult so long as our meetups don't include an upload of Eliezer Yudowsky."