Left, because that would kill the author of the example. :-) (Does this comment fall within the scope of the new censorship policy?)
If he goes right, he'll spare lefty, who will kill five men including the author. If he goes left, he'll spare righty, who will kill the same five men. The author dies either way.
Just saw this on another forum. I figured I'd repost it here, since it'd be interesting to see you guy's answer to it.