I did exactly that after looking at this thread, and only spotted your comment when I wanted to post the results.

I skipped some obvious refinements as this was a 5 minute project.

• 55 A Bet is a Tax on Bullshit. Alex Tabarrok
• 45 Luck is statistics taken personally. Penn Jellete
• 33 Comic Quote Minus 37 -- Ryan Armand Also a favourite.
• 34 Nobody is smart enough to be wrong all the time.Ken Wilber
• 32 A problem well stated is a problem half solved.Charles Kettering
• 48 I will not procrastinate regarding any ritual granting immortality. --Evil Overlord List #230
• 29 The greatest weariness comes from work not done.-Eric Hoffer
• 26 "Most haystacks do not even have a needle." -- Lorenzo
• 24 "I accidentally changed my mind." my four-year-old
• 31 Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. Voltaire
• 39 People say "think outside the box," as if the box wasn't a fucking great idea.Sean Thomason
• 38 The Noah principle: predicting rain doesn’t count, building arks does. -Warren E. Buffett
• 37 It’s easy to lie with statistics, but it’s easier to lie without them. -Fred Mosteller
• 30 If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is favorable.-Seneca
• 34 It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics.George Bernard Shaw
• 34 "Working in mysterious ways" is the greatest euphemism for failure ever devised.TheTweetOfGod
• 12 Death is the gods' crime. Unsounded
• 24 The most practical thing in the world is a good theory. Helmholtz
• 29 When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir? John Maynard Keynes
• 28 Writing program code is a good way of debugging your thinking. -- Bill Venables
• 28 It is easy to be certain....One has only to be sufficiently vague.Charles S. Peirce
• 30 Truth is much too complicated to allow anything but approximations. — John Von Neumann
• 31 There is one rule that's very simple, but not easy: observe reality and adjust. Ran Prieur
• 21 Things are only impossible until they're not. -- Jean-Luc Picard
• 24 Part of the potential of things is how they break. Vi Hart, How To Snakes
• 25 A scholar is just a library’s way of making another library. Daniel Dennett
• 29 We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it. Mark Twain
• 29 The Company that needs a new machine tool is already paying for it. -old Warner Swasey ad
• 25 "Any sufficiently analyzed magic is indistinguishable from SCIENCE!" ~Girl Genius
• 26 Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers. — Grossman's Law
• 22 Most people would rather die than think; many do. – Bertrand Russell
• 22 The only road to doing good shows, is doing bad shows.Louis C.K., on Reddit
• 28 My brain technically-not-a-lies to me far more than it actually lies to me.-- Aristosophy (again)
• 23 The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off. Gloria Steinem
• 27 Nature draws no line between living and nonliving. -- K. Eric Drexler, Engines of Creation
• 22 It is better to destroy one's own errors than those of others. Democritus
• 12 Reality is not optional. Thomas Sowell
• 17 Statistics is applied philosophy of science. A. P. Dawid
• 22 Forget Jesus. The stars died so that you could be here today. Lawrence Krauss
• 23 Go down deep enough into anything and you will find mathematics. Dean Schlicter
• 24 We are built to be effective animals, not happy ones. -Robert Wright, The Moral Animal
• 19 Being right too soon is socially unacceptable. Robert A. Heinlein
• 14 "Anything you can do, I can do meta" -Rudolf Carnap
• 17 Mind is a machine for jumping to conclusions - Daniel Kahneman
• 26 A faith which cannot survive collision with the truth is not worth many regrets.Arthur C. Clarke
• 26 Nobody panics when things go "according to plan"… even if the plan is horrifying. The Joker
• 23 "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies." --Friedrich Nietzsche
• 20 I honestly don't know. Let's see what happens. -- Hans. The Troll Hunter
• 16 Luck is opportunity plus preparation plus luck.--Jane Espenson
• 20 The singularity is my retirement plan. -- tocomment, in a Hacker News post
• 19 Better our hypotheses die for our errors than ourselves. -- Karl Popper
• 22 Errors using inadequate data are much less than those using no data at all.-Charles Babbage
• 19 In general, we are least aware of what our minds do best. — Marvin Minsky
• 20 It is easier to love humanity than to love one's neighbor.--Eric Hoffer, on Near/Far
• 15 Keep your solutions close, and your problems closer.afoolswisdom
• 18 "If God gives you lemons, you find a new God."-- Powerthirst 2: Re-Domination
• 17 Truth comes out of error more easily than out of confusion.-Francis Bacon
• 23 Opening your eyes doesn't make a bad picture worse. http://onefte.com/2011/07/17/bully-for-you/
• 19 Know the hair you have to get the hair you want. -Pantene Pro-V hair care bottle
• 16 The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. -Alan Saporta
• 16 Not to know is bad; not to wish to know is worse. — Wolof proverb
• 20 Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -- Voltaire