Desired outcome:
And I don't mean "relax", I mean stop worrying, by virtue of knowing for a fact that their concerns are unfounded.
You do understand that these are the desired outcomes of a bona fide cult as well, right?
If you kidnap virgins to sacrifice in jungle hideouts while waiting for the UFOs to arrive, that's what you'd want, too.
If it's worth saying, but not worth its own post (even in Discussion), then it goes here.