...and for the best impact: all of the above, in a long article, with citations out of context from random parts of the website;

Eh, it's been done.

(As it happens, that article's been linked before in Discussion without triggering a big argument. But the Discussion post was deleted, and the post only mentioned that "Cult of Bayes' Theorem" article in a parenthetical aside, so it's not a very good natural experiment.)