That's me in the armchair
That's me in the sample
Testing my cognition
Trying to think fast as you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I test too much
I do not test enough

I thought that it was placebo
I thought that it worked for me
I think I thought I tested well

Every trial
Of every pill and powder
I'm blinding interventions
Trying to keep the testing neat
Like a researcher, subject, fool, fool
Oh no, I test too much
I do not test enough.

Consider this
Consider the theory of the century
Consider this, the dose
That got me experimenting, failed
What if all these fantasies come
Flailing around
I've tested too much

(repeated verse)

But p's below alpha
P's below alpha

(repeated verses)