Everyone knows utilitarians are more likely to break rules.
(This is mostly a joke based on the misspelling. I know a sophisticated utilitarianism would consider the effect of widespread lawbreaking and not necessarily break laws so much as to be overrepresented in prison)
I don't know if you intended your disclaimer to be funny, but I found it funnier than the original joke.
If it's worth saying, but not worth its own post (even in Discussion), then it goes here.