I liked that post. Okay, maybe not all the "facts" are equally funny, but that's how creativity works.

Also:

If there's an aspect of the whole thing that annoys me, it's that it's hard to get that innocence back, once you even start thinking about whether you're independent of someone. (...) the cached thought had been planted in my mind from reading other people arguing over whether or not (...) was a "cult"