If you want that kind of language learn Esperanto. The problem is that it takes up much more space than English. You need more letters to express the same idea.
Or even better: Learn E-minimal. <300 word (-stems) in total. But indeed usual concepts require quite long expressions.
The above translated into E-min:
Dime mohaam: Kluen ex E-minimal ex. Pre traanono klaa (-tretoz) maam. Tru: Dibra krem praaz shaaen mopum luklaaz.
I just read this in the Wikipedia article on the Mattaponi River and it really tickled me. If only all language were so rational!