You need to do the whole "get fake beat up by Slytherins"-thingie.

Isn't there some sort of virtual fisticuffs? Would chess count? Since this seems to be a dominance issue, with the whole "top recent contributor" spiel. I'd say that gwern is the alpha, so I would naturally have to support him, but he's just not the alpha type. Worse, he refuses to play! Is that the ultimate in dominance, or the lowest? What are the rules?

Will we ever know what the "that" or "which"'s referent was? Or something along those there lines, since those which seemed to be the casus belli in the linked comment. What did that last sentence mean? Will we ever know? Can I be challenged over it? Let's find out!