Imagine that I will either stub my toe a minute from now (outcome A), or won't (outcome B). I don't see why your proposed utility function would order A and B correctly. Since I can come up with many examples of A and B, there's a high chance that the gradient of your utility function at the current state of the world is pointing in a wrong direction. That seems to be a bad sign in itself, and also rules out the possibility of testing your utility function would a weak AI, because it wouldn't improve humanity's welfare. So we need to put your function in a strong AI, push the button and hope for the best.
You have tried to guess what kind of future that strong AI would create, but I don't see how to make such guesses with confidence. The failure modes might be much more severe than something like "unnecessary militancy against extra-terrestrial life". It's most likely that humans won't exist at all, because some other device that you haven't thought of would be better at maximizing "logical depth" or whatever. For a possible nightmare failure mode, imagine that humans are best at creating "logical depth" when they're in pain because that makes them think frantically, so the AI will create many humans and torture them.
Eliezer had a nice post arguing against similar approaches.
I attended Nick Bostrom's talk at UC Berkeley last Friday and got intrigued by these problems again. I wanted to pitch an idea here, with the question: Have any of you seen work along these lines before? Can you recommend any papers or posts? Are you interested in collaborating on this angle in further depth?
The problem I'm thinking about (surely naively, relative to y'all) is: What would you want to program an omnipotent machine to optimize?
For the sake of avoiding some baggage, I'm not going to assume this machine is "superintelligent" or an AGI. Rather, I'm going to call it a supercontroller, just something omnipotently effective at optimizing some function of what it perceives in its environment.
As has been noted in other arguments, a supercontroller that optimizes the number of paperclips in the universe would be a disaster. Maybe any supercontroller that was insensitive to human values would be a disaster. What constitutes a disaster? An end of human history. If we're all killed and our memories wiped out to make more efficient paperclip-making machines, then it's as if we never existed. That is existential risk.
The challenge is: how can one formulate an abstract objective function that would preserve human history and its evolving continuity?
I'd like to propose an answer that depends on the notion of logical depth as proposed by C.H. Bennett and outlined in section 7.7 of Li and Vitanyi's An Introduction to Kolmogorov Complexity and Its Applications which I'm sure many of you have handy. Logical depth is a super fascinating complexity measure that Li and Vitanyi summarize thusly:
The mathematics is fascinating and better read in the original Bennett paper than here. Suffice it presently to summarize some of its interesting properties, for the sake of intuition.