In that case, just read the dialogues (every other chapter) -- they're funny, easy to read, and pretty cool. The other parts are kind of dry, and all the good ideas are in the dialogues anyway. Long division is not required, and it's probably easier than the philosophy recommendations you'll get.

I'm scared to try GEB.

Look, do what you enjoy, and don't bother with what you don't enjoy. That's what worthwhile people want to see. People like real people and are creeped out by superheroes. It's ok.

Everyone: I am ignorant of many things! In fact, often I'm downright stupid! I have several harmful habits, including unhealthy and socially off-putting ones! I once got a D in a math class! Sometimes I lack self-awareness! I'm too old to be a mathematician!

Be real. Be open. Good luck.