Yeah, and if you have hair clippers, they're pretty foolproof - except for trimming around ears, smoothing transitions between different lengths, and dealing with the back of the neck. Which all just seem like garden-variety acquirable skills. It's plausible that I should already own hair clippers and be using them on myself, and that I'm only not doing this because of trivial inconveniences. Hm.
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