hmm, how would acausal sex work, exactly?

The dating would be like this. For what comes after, look up how people have (cough so I hear) virtual sex in virtual worlds online. And there is a tantalising phrase in a footnote to the linked paper, "the sexual possibilities offered by paraconsistent logic".

Clippy doesn't exist, but according to my simulations, if he did exist he'd probably be roughly forcing me onto the bed and undoing my bra right now.

So hot

For bonus points, you could build a robot to enact the actions determined by the simulations.