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Comment author: Lumifer 12 May 2015 03:00:46PM *  5 points [-]

Kicking one dog does not permanently turn your essence into irrevocable dog-kickerhood.

Ahem.

So a man walks into a bar, and sits down. He starts a conversation with an old guy next to him. The old guy has obviously had a few. He says to the man:

"You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best dock in town! But do they call me "McGregor the dock builder"? No! And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scorching weather, but do they call me "McGregor the bridge builder"? No! And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me "McGregor the pier builder"? No!"

The old guy looks around, and makes sure that nobody is listening, and leans to the man, and he says:

"but you fuck one sheep..."

Comment author: Romashka 12 May 2015 03:22:02PM 1 point [-]

On moral dilemmas in general:

'Alastor, we got two confirmed Death Eaters yesterday, but the new regs say 'question not lock up'. What'd we do?' 'Torture.'