How well can you disambiguate someone's notes to the self? I'd like to calibrate my powers of mentalisation!

Here are some hypothetical goals someone may have. For those that are a unclear or odd, would you like propose what you think they may really be saying and how you came to that conclusion. Can you even infer which of them mean what they say and which mean something secret?

I'll give you feedback, cause I generated and obfuscated the writing myself!

• Complete remaining non E3 non research units
• Fight with the lions after touring Turkey
• Apply for PhD programs in Norway, Germany or UK
• Network with intelligent Africans
• Get married and have kids in the Baltic countries
• Bush tucker tour in south and central Australia
• hair silver grey then blue
• Buy €M
• Investigate Colombian prostitution tolerance zones then Investigate post auc criminal groups (see wiki) networks, organisational structures and psyops & the office of the high counsellor for reintegration.