Minor nitpick:
learn the local language we’re born into
The reason we can learn the local language is that languages are memetically selected for learnability by humans.
Wouldn't we see more regularity in the structure of languages then? English and classical Latin are almost opposites by every measure I can think to apply to a language (complexity of grammar, diversity of vocabulary and idiom, etc.). This doesn't seem like a good assumption.
Here's another installment of rationality quotes. The usual rules apply: