Actually she does start by explicitly saying [...]

Yes, indeed she does. And it makes an effective headline, in the same sort of way as "10 Cute Kitten Pictures! What happened next in #7 will shock you and restore your faith in humanity!" does (but for a somewhat different audience).

As for your repeated attempts (I think we're up to maybe five in the last few weeks) to pull the "of course your criticisms needn't be taken seriously because you just don't have the mental equipment to understand" move, see e.g. this.