Speculation: Sam's a Secret Samurai Superhero

Ligeia
Thu, 02 Apr 2026 07:24:44 GMT

​Fellow LessWrongers,

We spend a lot of time here modeling the incentives of frontier-lab CEOs like Altman and Musk, and every time their reckless decisions and rat-race competitions shocked me, I fear that we missed something deep about their true identity. After some mad research, I'm here to propose a wild hypothesis:

Sam Altman is a secret Samurai Ultraman.

Here are some solid evidence.

Firstly, Altman's X handle has been @sama for over a decade. In traditional Japanese samurai culture, "-sama" is an honorific suffix which can be used for samurais and daimyōs. This is his special low-key signal of nobility. His obsession with Ghibli-style avatars also serves as evidence, for Ghibli studio famously created movies questioning Japanese militarism which can be dated back to traditional Bushido, such as The Wind Rises and The Boy and the Heron.

Secondly, OpenAI's capability progress is simultaneous with his Tokyo visits. Altman has made high-profile trips to Japan in April 2023 , June 2023 and in February 2025, giving talks in universities and doing business with Softbank. I guess the reason why he visit Japan so often is not as apparent as it seems: he needs to recharge his Specium Ray on the latent cultural energy of the country that invented both kaiju and katana.

Thirdly, His public image screams "immortal Ultraman" when you squint hard enough. Altman’s outfits feature dark crewneck sweaters, cashmere turtlenecks, and layered jackets. They always fully cover his chest, even when in the hottest San Franciscan summer. These garments would be perfect for concealing the faint blue glow of a color timer when having emergency energy expenditure. The rumors about him doing anti-age ​medications or plastic surgeries can be interpreted as ​just another disguise to his immortal nature and everlasting youth.

In the grand Scott Alexander tradition of treating every name as a kabbalistic non-coincidence, it is proper to consider the kabbalistic exegesis of "Sam Altman."

Let's start with the surface-level anagram for "Samurai Ultraman":

Sam Altman, R U AI? U R.

This perfectly fits his status in AI industry, for the mighty le Roi Soleil, Louis XIV, once claimed "L’état C’Est à Moi", meaning "the state, it is me". As a proud Samurai Ultraman, no wonder he encoded his secret identity into a Voldemortly alias, "AI, it is me."

Now let's try etymology. His full alias "Sam Altman" can be parsed as "Sam" + "alt-man." "Sam" is the root of "same", "Sama" is the Japanese honorific, "alt" apparently means "high", "al" also has a proto-Indo-European root meaning "to grow, nourish" and "man" can be the root "men-" which means "to think".

That leads to the full etymological result: "same high lord to think and to grow and nourish"—the same noble samurai as past, adopting a new lifestyle of thinking deeply and nourishing his artificial intelligence creations. This is the digital-age version of a samurai carving his mon into his sword hilt.

Peel back another layer and the letters A-L-T-M-A-N reveal their true secret. "Alt-man" can be phonetic-drifted into “Ultra-man," which is a usual means adopted by medieval kaballists.

Now consider a gematria application:

A L T M A N = 1+12+20+13+1+14 = 61

Then we subtract the value of "S" from "Samurai" to represent his transformation of identity:

61 - 19 = 42

And we get 42—the Answer of the Ultimate Question according to sci-fi classics and Internet memes, implying Sam's godlike superpower.

Notarikon expands the initials into “Samurai Ancient Master / Advanced Lifeform Transforming Magnificently As Ninja-Ultraman.” With only the slightest motivated reasoning can we deduce his glorious past, present and future from this nominative deterministic name.

These are not coincidence, because nothing is ever a coincidence.

I only have the faintest speculations about why this ancient alien superhero landed on Earth and became the most successful entrepreneur in the AI industry.

But please imagine this: A wounded Edo samurai met a crash-landed Ultraman in fatal energy emergency, they merge body and soul to save their lives. Since then the reborned Ultraman has been protecting innocent citizens from giant kaijus for centuries. When he see the potential of an even more hazardous future kaiju made not of flesh and bone but of silicon and computronium, he dedicated himself to prevent it from coming into existence by building frontier AI lab and venture capital in a Bushido-like perseverance, in hope to make sure the new being of silicon would be a friendly Ultra Brother instead of a Monster, and it would be controlled by the right hand.

The one loophole in this elegant theory is that Samurai Ultraman himself value alignment less than raw capability. Evidence includes the dissolution of OpenAI’s dedicated Superalignment team and his rather competitive corporate strategy.

Though, when I dive deep down into a samurai's heartfelt incentives, I really can't look away from the perfectly convenient mental model in which every ambitious samurai is an aspiring Mikado—the Japanese word of God-Emperor.

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