In response to Awww, a Zebra
Comment author: Ben_Wraith3 01 October 2008 07:01:56AM 0 points [-]

Aspiring Vulcan: I didn't think it was written in jest, it seems like a legitimate question to me. It definitely seems plausible that having a girlfriend would have some benefits that would help Eli save the world, but how to justify spending time and resources on a girlfriend that could be spent on other things is a good question nonetheless.