In response to Awww, a Zebra
Comment author: Eli's_other_project 02 October 2008 01:21:36AM -11 points [-]

...and no, you don't need your own personal chef. Sure, they cook a tastier meal, but they also make you eat more often than you need to; having a chef just combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity...

In response to Awww, a Zebra
Comment author: Eli's_other_project 02 October 2008 01:06:59AM -11 points [-]

I suggest Eliezer (any aspiring world-saving scientist) deal with the-signal-from-downstairs like with hunger; get a snack and forget about it. No whipping into eating-frenzy by watching cooking shows...

In response to Awww, a Zebra
Comment author: Eli's_other_project 01 October 2008 12:47:48PM -3 points [-]

Can one make scientific breakthroughs without dedicating all of one's waking hours to it? Newton: Science: Best Sans Booty.

In response to Awww, a Zebra
Comment author: Eli's_other_project 01 October 2008 06:20:14AM 4 points [-]

*gasp* Hasn't Eli been working only on his mind-children? Can we expect another permutation of the superior genes that brought us so much awesomeness in the form of Eli?