• Eliezer Yudkowsky can isolate magnetic monopoles; he gives them to small orphan children as birthday presents.
• Eliezer Yudkowsky once challenged God to a contest to see who knew the most about physics. Eliezer Yudkowsky won and disproved God.
• Eliezer Yudkowsky once checkmated Kasparov in seven moves — while playing Monopoly.
• At the age of eight, Eliezer Yudkowsky built a fully functional AGI out of LEGO.
• Eliezer Yudkowsky never includes error estimates in his experimental write ups: his results are always exact by definition.
• When foxes have a good idea they say it is "as cunning as Eliezer Yudkowsky".
• Apple pays Eliezer Yudkowsky 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
• Eliezer Yudkowsky can kill two stones with one bird.
• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Eliezer Yudkowsky.
• Eliezer Yudkowsky can derive the Axiom of Choice from ZF Set Theory.

I feel like I might have seen this game on Overcoming Bias before, but I can't find it there

The game is familiar to me from Yes, Minister, a TV programme which was an expert satire on British politics. Bernard Woolley, a senior civil servant, would refer to these as "irregular verbs". From the quotes page at IMDB: "That's one of those irregular verbs, isn't it? I give confidential security briefings. You leak. He has been charged under section 2a of the Official Secrets Act. "

More irregular verbs here.

I'll be honest -- my life has taken a sharp downturn since I deconverted. My theist girlfriend, with whom I was very much in love, couldn't deal with this change in me, and after six months of painful vacillation, she left me for a co-worker. That was another six months ago, and I have been heartbroken, miserable, unfocused, and extremely ineffective since.

Perhaps this is an example of the valley of bad rationality of which PhilGoetz spoke, but I still hold my current situation higher in my preference ranking than happiness with false beliefs.