Daughter: Why?
Louis: Well, because some things are and some things are not.
Daughter: Why?
Louis: Well, because things that are not can't be.
Daughter: Why?
Louis: Because then nothing wouldn't be! You can't have fucking nothing isn't, everything is!
Daughter: Why?
Louis: 'Cause if nothing wasn't, there'd be fucking all kinds of shit, like giant ants with top hats dancin' around... there's no room for all that shit!
Daughter: Why?
Louis: Aw, fuck you, eat your French fries, you little shit. Goddammit.
--Louis CK
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