Comment author: christopherj 26 December 2013 04:35:18PM 0 points [-]

I would think that the optimal strategy for stealing Christmas depends on whether you're trying as a grinch or an atheist. Really, all that's missing is some Sunday morning Christmas festivities, and some concern about leaving newborns out in the snow.

Comment author: coredumperror 27 December 2013 03:13:22AM 4 points [-]

Wait, why would an athiest try to steal Christmas? It's become one of the most secular holidays of the year.

Wait, maybe we already stole it, and no one noticed?!