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Really, the best advice would be "Get out of Syracuse before the Romans show up" but I suppose your infuriating machine would refuse to transmit that as well.

7PrimIntelekt
Perhaps "Get off of Earth before Nemesis sends some more comets our way" Nemesis: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemesis_%28star%29 Reasoning: The Roman invasion could have been predicted, but wouldn't have been well supported by evidence -- although foreign invasions were certainly a repeated (even cyclic) phenomenon. Of course, the Nemesis hypothesis rests on an unproven root cause of all major extinction events, whereas invasions came from various, known causes...
4[anonymous]
Hey, all you have to do is think of an analogous suggestion today. I'm afraid I lack the historical knowledge necessary to even attempt to provide direct advice... A possible problem would that there would be no analogous situation. That there is no place for your country to get out of before some people show up. I don't know if communicating similarly important abstract ideas works, and how much your correctness or incorrectness of advice matters...