If you wanted to learn that there was a new deadly epidemic in China, you’d have to expose yourself to a lot of content most people would rather not see.
I don't think this claim as written is true. I learned of COVID-19 for the first time from BBC News on New Years' Eve 2019 and followed the course of the pandemic obsessively in January/February on BBC News and some academic website whose name I've forgotten (I think it was affiliated with the University of Washington?) without ever going on 4chan or other similar forums.
Maybe instead narrating posts automatically when published, the poster could be shown a message like “Do you want to narrate this post right now? Once narrated, the audio cannot be changed.” And if they say no then there’s a button they can press to narrate it later (e.g. after editing). And maybe you could charge $1 if people want to change the audio after accepting their one free narration?
quinoa or "raw water" or burnt food or fad diets
What's wrong with quinoa?
Hmmm, I think there's still some linguistic confusion remaining. While we certainly need to invent new mathematics to describe quantum field theory, are you making the stronger claim that there's something "non-native" about the way that wavefunctions in non-relativistic quantum mechanics are described using functional analysis? Especially since a lot of modern functional analysis theory was motivated by quantum mechanics, I don't see how a new branch of math could describe wavefunctions more natively.
I was assigned this reading for a class once but only skimmed it - now I wish I'd read it more closely!
Okay, so by "wavefunction as a classical mathematical object" you mean a vector in Hilbert space? In that case, what do you mean by the adjective "classical"?
Why do you speak of deterministic, stochastic, and quantum as three options for a fundamental ontology? In the absence of a measurement/collapse postulate, quantum mechanics is a deterministic theory, and with a collapse postulate, it's a stochastic theory in the sense that the state of the system evolves deterministically except for instantaneous stochastic jumps when "measurements" occur.
Also, what do you mean by "the wavefunction as a classical mathematical object"?
Where could I find the proof that “as quantum amplitude of a piece of the wavefunction goes to zero, the probability that I will ‘find myself’ in that piece also goes to zero” is equivalent to the Born rule?
It seems to me that another common and valid reason for insurance is if your utility is a nonlinear function of your wealth, but the insurance company values wealth linearly on the margin. E.g. for life insurance, the marginal value of a dollar for your kids after you die so that they can have food and housing and such is much higher than the marginal value of a dollar paid in premiums while you’re working.