Magnus

Say I were to tell you "I have a large treasure chest full of gold doubloons" and you were to say "Really, let me see it?", so we went to my house to look at my chest. We enter my living room, where there is a fireplace with a mantel....

This is my first post here, so please don't bully me. I know all you math-boys with your big, wrinkly brains could do me a serious bruising. I beg thee mercy, for I am but a first time poster. First things first - Oliver boy, I am on to you....