What you're missing is "...blah blah blah, proper Jewish burial, in accordance with the will of god... blah blah blah... no 'disrespecting' dead bodies ... blah blah blah... moshiach ("the messiah") will come 'real soon now', and bring back the dead, their bodies being regrown from a tiny indestructible bone that exists at the base of the spine..."

That should give you a small sample. :P