mattnewport comments on Normal Cryonics - Less Wrong
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Scam is perhaps a little strong, but it does seem like a perfect Ponzi scheme. The basic idea of a Ponzi scheme is that you can pay off your existing investors with the proceeds from new investors, as long as your existing investors are happy with your annual reports of profits.
Cryonics promises an indefinitely deferred payoff - you pay into the fund now for a chance at a huge payoff sometime after you die. As long as you can sustain a positive cash-flow you never have to pay out from the fund. People won't get suspicious for quite a while - you can always claim you don't want to risk damaging your charges by subjecting them to experimental revival procedures. If you don't believe in what you're selling you'll be (permanently) dead before anybody gets suspicious. Meanwhile you will have enthusiastic customers evangelizing you based on their huge 'paper profits' - they've paid you a paltry $300 a year for the promise of eternal life.
If Bernie Madoff could get away with cooking the books for 20 years in one of the most heavily regulated industries in the US with the relative handicap (compared to cryonics) of actually having to pay out on occasion then it is at least plausible that a cryonics company could be a profitable enterprise for someone who did not believe in cryonics. Of course, if it is easy to verify that they are storing brains in liquid nitrogen it doesn't necessarily matter if it's a scam.
So you'd publish honest, or at least non-fraudulent, accounts?
I'd publish legal accounts. If I get to play by the same accounting rules as a 'too big to fail' bank then I wouldn't call them honest accounts.
You actually don't need to do anything illegal or even that morally questionable to make good money from an insurance business. People pay you to hold their money. It's why Warren Buffet loves insurance companies:
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Cryonics seems like a pretty great source of 'float'.