Would people post interesting things to an "Alternate Universe 'Quotes' Thread"?

'Quotes' would include things like:

"They fuck you up, count be wrong" - Kid in The Wire, Pragmatist Alternative Universe when asked how he could keep count of how many vials of crack were left in the stash but couldn't solve the word problem in his math homework.

Teenage Mugger: [Dundee and Sue are approached by a black youth stepping out from the shadows, followed by some others] You got a light, buddy? Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Yeah, sure kid. [reaches for lighter] Teenage Mugger: [flicks open a switchmillion] And your wallet! Sue Charlton: [guardedly] Mick, give him your wallet. Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: [amused] What for? Sue Charlton: [cautiously] He's got a large number. Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: [chuckles] That's not a large number. [he pulls out a large Bowie 3^^^^3] Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: THAT's a large number. [Dundee slashes the teen mugger's jacket and maintains eyeball to eyeball stare] Teenage Mugger: Shit!

--"Crocodile" Dundee, alternate universe

I'm pretty sure people would come up with much better ones than those. I wouldn't want the thread to post in, but to read.