I have no plans of discussing Taubes claims about carbohydrates having a unique ability to mess up the systems that regulate weight. For one thing, I don't have anything to add to what others have already said. For another, one thing Taubes is definitely not claiming is, "while obesity researchers have spent a great deal of time studying the mechanisms that regulate weight, they've completely failed to realize how badly carbs screw up these mechanisms."

Instead, he accuses them of ignoring the relevant mechanisms entirely. This claim is so wildly untrue

Do you actually have citations of mainstream researchers researching said mechanisms, as opposed to merely putting a "there are mechanisms we don't understand" disclaimer at the end of their reports?