They are certainly not willing to print... even non-crazy right-leaning articles.

That's not really true. Several of their contributors lean right. A few of one of these contributors' articles:

• Affirmative Dissatisfaction: Affirmative action does more harm than good

• Lessons from the Iron Lady: A tribute to the most polemic figure of post-war Britain

• General Petraeus Should Not Have Resigned: What if all cheating men quit their day jobs?

Now it is certainly true that conservative writers are the minority, just as conservatives are a minority in the college as a whole. But the Crimson doesn't discriminate on the basis of political orientation when approving writers.