...on signing up for cryopreservation with the Cryonics Institute.
(No, it's not a joke.)
Anyone not signed up for cryonics has now lost the right to make fun of Paris Hilton,
because no matter what else she does wrong, and what else you do right,
all of it together can't outweigh the life consequences of that one little decision.
Congratulations, Paris. I look forward to meeting you someday.
Addendum: On Nov 28 '07, Paris Hilton denied being signed up for cryonics. Oh well.
Don't believe everything the tabloids say.
"Paris Sets The Record Straight On 'Ellen'":
http://cbs5.com/entertainment/Paris.Hilton.Ellen.2.598168.html
quote:
The tabloids even stooped so low as to discuss her plans after death. Hilton was quoted as saying "It's so cool, all the cells in your body are still alive when death is pronounced and if you're immediately cooled, you can be perfectly preserved. My life could be extended by hundreds and thousands of years."
Hilton denied ever making those comments and pointed out to DeGeneres that she doesn't speak that way. This made the audience laugh.
"I don't want to be frozen. It's kind of creepy," Hilton said.