Charles II is said to have himself toyed with the philosophers, asking them to explain why a fish weighs more after it has died. Upon receiving various ingenious answers, he pointed out that in fact a dead fish does not weigh anything more.
— Robert Pasnau, "Why Not Just Weigh the Fish?"
I think Alistair might have mangled the story there. There does seem to be a Charles II/fish/weight story, but about a completely different weight - in water, not postmortem: https://gwern.net/doc/philosophy/epistemology/1948-oesper.pdf Fortunately, while the question Charles II posed in this version is considerably clunkier, the upshot remains the same, so there are much worse leprechauns...
(Although the sourcing here is still thinner than I'd like and may not be the original: no date is given, but Schönbein was born in 1799 and Charles II died in 1685, a...
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