This is a linkpost for http://putanumonit.com/2016/10/06/theory-of-an-immoral-sentiment/
This is a tangent, but:
You know that “four delicious tiny round brown glazed Italian chocolate cookies” is the only proper way to order these adjectives.
There are definitely some ordering rules, but I am not convinced they are nearly as universal or as complex as this suggests. See the Language Log on this subject.