if you aren't a p-zombie I just happen to be a p-zombie.

Did you read Eliezer's Generalized Anti-Zombie Principle?

Rather, what I oppose is reduction*ism*, the dogmatic belief that the Standard Model can explain everything. (Never mind that it can't even explain all of *known physics*...) Most (all?) self-described reductionists believe the Standard Model is incomplete and needs something more to reconcile relativity with quantum mechanics. They just think the complete Unified Theory of Everything will have reductionist explanations for everything.