Eliezer and I have put together this first pass at a recipe for DIY ketogenic soylent--or, as he prefers to call it,The Mildly Surprising Super Ketonic Dietary Replacement Weight-Loss Fluid - It's Not Food, It's Dietary Replacement Fluid!(R) (I am not in full support of this particular preference...)
So let's play Make a Prediction. It seems more likely to be useful than "free associate with why soylent/ketosis is awesome/stupid". Imagine that Eliezer has around a week's worth of infinite willpower (that can only be spent on resisting food cravings etc.). Further, imagine your crystal ball shows you that a month from now, he hasn't lost any weight. What does it tell you about why?
Ketogenic Soylent v1
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1 scoop Gold Standard whey protein
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1½ tsp calcium citrate powder
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1 tsp creatine
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½ cup+1 tbsp ground flax
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4 tbsp Hershey’s Special Dark cocoa powder
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2 tbsp lecithin
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⅗ tsp potassium citrate on day 1, increase gradually to 1tsp by day 5, don’t exceed 2tsp
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½ tsp iodized salt
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⅛ packet Emergen-C
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⅕ cup olive oil
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1¼ tbsp flaxseed oil
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⅗ cup MCT oil
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Sucralose to taste
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We might need to add water to get the consistency right.
Pills
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1 capsule vitamin D supplement/day
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2 Opti-Women vitamins per day
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1 capsule MSM
Totals Per Day
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Calories: 1866
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Fats: 193.5g
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Carbs: 12g
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Protein: 54g
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Fiber: 25g
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Biotin 250mcg
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Calcium 150mg
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Chromium 120mcg
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Copper 2mg
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Folic Acid 600mcg
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Iodine 200mcg
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Iron 18mg
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Magnesium 75mg
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Manganese 5mg
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Methyl-Sulfonyl-Methane 1000mg
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Molybdenum 70mcg
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Niacin 20mg
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Pantothenic Acid 20mg
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Potassium: 5g
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Riboflavin 20mg
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Selenium 70mcg
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Sodium 3g
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Thiamin 20mg
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Vitamin A 5,000IU
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Vitamin B6 20mg
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Vitamin B12 100mcg
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Vitamin C 250mg
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Vitamin D 1600IU
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Vitamin E 100IU
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Vitamin K 80mcg
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Zinc 15mg
Have you tried it yet?
Nope.